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thefoxxxblog: I did my version of catgirl Sexy Magical Ninja Princess and her alter ego Fumie. I must say that to do SMNP outifit was a real challengue :D Sexy Magical Ninja Princess aka Fumie is © copyright by @graphicbrat 10/10 would fuck the shit

So I've been thinking about this whole Facebook thing and about how everyone is getting outraged that nothing you ever say gets erased even if you've 'deleted' it and how US law enforcement agencies have the right to access this information without judici

asianxjay: There are things I’ll talk about that I used to share to the world via Facebook, Twitter, and here but I refuse too now…All I can say is, as much shit that happens to rain on me here and there, I’ve held it together and I refuse to bend

So with that last release we have concluded our secret release something every day for seven days straight thing. It’s time to go back to hibernation but maybe we might release something again tomorrow. Maybe.

I just remembered that people ship Junkrat and Roadhog despite Junkrat being 25 and Roadhog pushing 50, ((I’ve even seen art of Roadhog being aged DOWN to ship him with Junkrat)) and that’s like a super popular ship, and yet people have freaked out

hitodeman: I’m 100% with you if you want to joke about Justin Bieber’s arrest (or just him in general) because he’s an arrogant little shit, but if you have to resort to jokes where the punchline is “he looks like a girl” or “he could get

A HORRIBLE THING TO SAY TO A SPOONIE

dammitfallout: Furries ruin nice things Those aren’t furries btw, furries actually don’t want to have sex with real animals jus saying :)

redsatinsheets: redsatinsheets: since the scum that is western media isnt saying shit about this: cuba is being fucking torn apart by hurricane irma. my people are taking shelter in caves and cold war era bomb shelters. i have zero sympathy for you

meganisanartist:Honestly one of the most important things I can say I’ve learned as an artist is that if you feel like you’re really stagnating, that probably means you’re seeing problems in your work that you have never been able to see before,

lenacorp: aamphitrites: u know what makes me lowkey sad? when someone says ‘i know it seems silly’ before talking about something they clearly care very deeply about bc u know that means someone gave them shit for caring that much about that thing

burningupasun: If I believe in one thing—just one thing—I believe in her.

gloomgaze: dude let me tell you about this goddamn video a friend of mine linked this to me a while back, saying it was the funniest thing he’s ever watched. i watched it, chuckled a bit. didn’t think it was that funny. bit of a disappointment.

Oh wow fanart of Steve saying one of Tony’s trigger words and causing him to have a panic attack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wowwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!! go you!!!!!!!!!!! so romantic!!!!!!!!!!!!

shadowbabes:sometimes i really feel like the worst thing about my mental illnesses isn’t the symptoms — i’m familiar with those and i know how to ride them out. the worst part is when you’re in a writing workshop or a psych class and someone is

twistedcaliber: “Yes, freedom of religion is enshrined in the very first amendment to our Constitution, but can we say that Alexander Hamilton would even be able to understand the particular nuances of today’s debate on the issue, especially given

eridanampora: gwenuls: eridanampora: sticks and stones may break my bones but words are even worse holy shit please dont say mean things to me sometimes i think michael jackson lives in my closet. Was that off topic? Oops, do forgive me what was

theshitpeopletweet: evillucy: theshitpeopletweet: People that are saying these next 24 hours are going to be the most annoying thing ever on Tumblr have clearly forgotten April Fools Day where the Supernatural Fandom annoyed the shit out of everyone

i’m looking at the main pictures that are used for Obama and romney in the campaign and Obama looks all nice and friendly while romeny looks like he’s saying “I will shit on everything you love”

thefrogman: Shit Corgis Say

psychocereals: Dramatical Selfies with sorta different outfits so let’s say they belong to some sort of college hipster AU. In fact i just didn’t want to draw Aoba’s jacket seriously that thing is the epitome of fashion disaster.

fatty-mcmia: kidxforever: blasianxbri: *UPDATED BODY IMAGE POST* For starters, I almost didn’t post the side photo. So I think that says something. It’s not really getting any better for me. I have my days where things are okay, I guess. But…

curlyxgoddess: mediamattersforamerica: White conservatives say things like, “We don’t riot. We shoot rioters.” Then they complain black people are too violent? You can’t miss the point much more than that. infuriating They kill our fathers

gravitasofhabit: optimusbumbletron: northgang: Killer Mike on Real Time With Bill Maher [x] Thank you for this. It has always bothered me when people say that hip hop and rap are the same thing. It’s not at all Critics want to mention how they

morsures-damour: realityislife: 954lgnd:Obeezy fucking snapped And they say he fucking up, nah, yall just wish he did! What pisses me off most about all those ridiculous things that the republicans said in this video, is they said it because they

thewintersupersoldier: raptorific: carahopsthepond: raptorific: people will say how things are “in Africa” like it’s one big place that’s homogenous throughout but god forbid you say “Britain” when you mean “England” But when you’re

sleepanddeath: Why is it every time a white person get called out for saying racist things their apologies are always vague? I’d rather her just be honest and just admit that shd thought no one would see this and that’s why she was say it. I really

Fat is an adjective and a noun; fingernails is just a noun. This feels like it’s saying fat is a bad word; it isn’t. Eliminate the idea that being described as fat is a bad thing. It’s not. Fat is not a bad word.

purehempster: h0odrich: everyone needs to read this Remember that every abusive relationship is different. That’s why it’s redundant to say things like, “You should do this or that,” because what makes sense for one situation might not in that

bootyscientist2: I hate that some people are so dense that they need disclaimers for every single thing, like when women say “men are…” you know good and goddamn well they aren’t referring to every single man. It’s billions of us, how the fuck

lividlovers: black-to-the-bones: This is the most accurate thing i have seen by far. Colin Kaepernick has done so much, risked his perfect life, his careers to bring awareness and there are still people saying he’s not a really good player that’s

I’m hurt, I’m really depressed that’s it’s gone down to my stomach and to my heart and I double doses on my meds and I just want this pain to go away. Why do I have to say these things, I’m the worst person, I don’t

cumnog: wow you don’t say! Ain’t this some shit.Next thing you know they’ll say that we should were condoms in order to prevent STDs…oh…

lenacorp: aamphitrites: u know what makes me lowkey sad? when someone says ‘i know it seems silly’ before talking about something they clearly care very deeply about bc u know that means someone gave them shit for caring that much about that thing

lenacorp: aamphitrites: u know what makes me lowkey sad? when someone says ‘i know it seems silly’ before talking about something they clearly care very deeply about bc u know that means someone gave them shit for caring that much about that thing

yarrahs-life: I just wanted y’all to witness this and see it for yourselves. With so many things that suggest to me, that I’m ugly, or less than a woman of a lighter complexion than me, some how I still feel like I’m the shit. I can’t explain

turquoise-shadows: wewewe-soexcited: Are you sure? These pictures make me so happy. They’re so full of unconditional love and family. That’s what family is about. The person who pic up an said bad shit who you say these thing

lenacorp: aamphitrites: u know what makes me lowkey sad? when someone says ‘i know it seems silly’ before talking about something they clearly care very deeply about bc u know that means someone gave them shit for caring that much about that thing

beroberos: Oh my god I’m so sorry for the length of this post, but this is a comic that I’ve been sketchin for the past week or so based on Hynden Walch’s commentary on pb and marcy’s relationship.

lenacorp: aamphitrites: u know what makes me lowkey sad? when someone says ‘i know it seems silly’ before talking about something they clearly care very deeply about bc u know that means someone gave them shit for caring that much about that thing

linrenzo: BITCH LMFAO LIKE WHAT This that dumb white ppl shit. Next thing u know they going to get married and say it wasn’t rape it was love at first sight shit. 😒😕🤔

lenacorp: aamphitrites: u know what makes me lowkey sad? when someone says ‘i know it seems silly’ before talking about something they clearly care very deeply about bc u know that means someone gave them shit for caring that much about that thing

all-i-ever-want-is-you: that-ankle-though: I don’t understand how people say mean things so easily lol like someone could have spent years learning to love themselves and you say something and take them back to square one with just a few words I

mindoftheunkind: muggleland: do you ever do that thing in class where you notice you’ve stopped paying attention so you try to focus but then you’re focused so hard on trying to focus that you’re still not paying attention to what they’re saying

10 Things to keep in Mind When Loving a Highly Creative Person

aamphitrites: u know what makes me lowkey sad? when someone says ‘i know it seems silly’ before talking about something they clearly care very deeply about bc u know that means someone gave them shit for caring that much about that thing before

aamphitrites: u know what makes me lowkey sad? when someone says ‘i know it seems silly’ before talking about something they clearly care very deeply about bc u know that means someone gave them shit for caring that much about that thing before

lenacorp: aamphitrites: u know what makes me lowkey sad? when someone says ‘i know it seems silly’ before talking about something they clearly care very deeply about bc u know that means someone gave them shit for caring that much about that thing

0lightsource you know it’s Titfuck Thursday… Ya done fucked with me with Adventure Time and now Pokemon and I’m a very very weak man when it comes to that shit, son. So the only thing I can say is: THE TITTIES ARE COMING! THE TITTIES

one thing you didn’t know about me: I’m an absolute sucker for sports anime omfglike, I love superheroes and shit a lot and sports anime is basically ‘we can defeat anything thru the power of teamwork and friendship!!’ and I am HERE for that

small thing i’d like to point out: that one recent monochrome drawing is actually a bit bigger than what tumblr’s shitty photo size shows so when u get the chance go check out the bigger version by clicking on it on my profile thank u have

Next week is going to be that time of the month again. The stress, the mood swings, the pain, the desire to choke any little shit that says i’m overreacting about a meaningless thing, the blood, the anger, the sadness, the need to stay in bed all

motorcyclles: Next week is going to be that time of the month again. The stress, the mood swings, the pain, the desire to choke any little shit that says i’m overreacting about a meaningless thing, the blood, the anger, the sadness, the need to stay

motorcyclles: Next week is going to be that time of the month again. The stress, the mood swings, the pain, the desire to choke any little shit that says i’m overreacting about a meaningless thing, the blood, the anger, the sadness, the need to stay

motorcyclles: Next week is going to be that time of the month again. The stress, the mood swings, the pain, the desire to choke any little shit that says i’m overreacting about a meaningless thing, the blood, the anger, the sadness, the need to stay

motorcyclles: Next week is going to be that time of the month again. The stress, the mood swings, the pain, the desire to choke any little shit that says i’m overreacting about a meaningless thing, the blood, the anger, the sadness, the need to stay

motorcyclles: Next week is going to be that time of the month again. The stress, the mood swings, the pain, the desire to choke any little shit that says i’m overreacting about a meaningless thing, the blood, the anger, the sadness, the need to stay

motorcyclles:Next week is going to be that time of the month again. The stress, the mood swings, the pain, the desire to choke any little shit that says i’m overreacting about a meaningless thing, the blood, the anger, the sadness, the need to stay

motorcyclles: Next week is going to be that time of the month again. The stress, the mood swings, the pain, the desire to choke any little shit that says i’m overreacting about a meaningless thing, the blood, the anger, the sadness, the need to stay

Man I’m getting kinda tired of people keep saying I’m a good girl and “oh no she’s not the type of girl to do that, she’s way too shy” as though it’s a bad thing. Like you don’t know me, I’ll happily fuck my arse raw to get off and post

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